He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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