: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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