carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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