I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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