handjob tips. give me some.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please