I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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