Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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