left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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