Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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