I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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