Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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