i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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