She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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