Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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