At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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