Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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