btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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