weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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