absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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