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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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