I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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