Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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