Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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