too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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