i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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