You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
