awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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