windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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