There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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