I understand Curling. That high.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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