margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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