you traded sex for a burrito?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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