Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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