I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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