How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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