Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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