Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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