In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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