I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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