so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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