anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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