Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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