what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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