Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This baby is an asshole
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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