Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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