STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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