Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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