How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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