I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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