how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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