Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
this will be a night to untag.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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