We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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