: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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