when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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