Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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