margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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