You can't special order awesome
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she peed on how many people?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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