ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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