dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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