is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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