you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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