I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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